How much are petite giraffes

African Culture Forum. Subscribe for free weekly updates from this African Culture site. Past Issues. Pygmy Giraffe Facts. Guest Author - Jeanne Egbosiuba Ukwendu. Miniature giraffes have recently been introduced into popular culture. Everyone is asking, "Do they really exist? Where can I get a small giraffe? There are two varieties of miniature giraffes: Pygmy and Dwarf. Each variety of giraffe will be discussed in this article. According to Uncyclopedia. The pygmy giraffe grows to only 5 inches tall.

Its preferred food are seeds from the very tips of grass blades which are unreachable by other pygmy animals found in the Delta. You can differentiate a pygmy giraffe from other giraffe varieties by its size and also the paisley-shaped spots on its fur coat. Otherwise they make tears. It sure is. But this is one hell of a marketing campaign. DirectTV accidentally or purposefully created a pet-lover's frenzy over these tiny little non-existent critter. This is due primarily to the detailed website.

Not only can you explore the history of the breeding of petite giraffes, but you can also watch a "live" video feed from the farm as the little animals wander about or sleep. Couple that with numerous "historical" photos and some paragraphs written in humorously broken English, and you have quite a believable combination. But it goes one step further: you can put yourself on a waiting list to purchase your own tiny giraffe.

But unless genetic manipulation makes a huge leap in the next few years, something tells me that's gonna be a long wait. Breadcrumb Home Articles. Yes, I research some pretty strange stuff. What I found surprised me: That's the logo for the in Russia.